When last we considered what was going on at The Silly Workshop, Lydiia Knightjoy was dosing something to the boys so they could be gotten ready for our study
in euthanasia, so as soon as we can remember what Alphabet Soup was supposed to be, we'll continue the entire episode of Reincarnation Wonderbots Of The
USSR and one of our new stars, Uncle Nikita! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! So stay tuned to staying tuned, kids, because those chimpanzees are going
to be extinct before the Scopes Trial can be forgot, is all we're asayin' when we write:
Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
Peas porridge in the pot
Ten billion days old
Unless, that is, The Musical Chimps QRST! will be the first four successors to the flunked-out human race!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
Yes that's right kids, Dionysus just made you all his children, but we'll talk about that later. So anyway, which of Daddy's girls - in an oddly nonsexist way of course - can tell us what's wrong with making The Musical Chimps QRST! the first four successors to the flunked-out human race? Take this handy multiple choice test and we'll send the answers over to The Silly Workshop so Aunt Lydiia can introduce Uncle Nikita and The Amazing Shoe Pounding Clue! to the boys and girls.
A. While some Genius Forum Geniuses are spazzes, not all are spazettes.
B. While all Genius Forum Geniuses are not very bright, not all are even remotely competent to consider the impact of 'Squirrely Irony Gravy' on future contributions to higher learning from Tibetans being tortured by actually reading some of those asinine Genius Forum threads.
C. Not even Nikita Krushchev, and no, Nikita, we don't have to properly spell your name since 'Uncle Joe' and 'Uncle Lenin' are both solved in the 'two iles de shite' solution, and you don't have to get the 'Otto Weininger-Freud joke' unless you'd like to hear it.
D. Would he like to hear it?
1. Maybe.
2. No.
3. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
4. Do you remember the 'battleship' construction about ..............................Salvos!Salvos!Salvos!Salvos!
5. Neither would I.
6. D. should be C.
7. If D. should be C., use your own shoe to twit the UN.
8. Children who amuse themselves by laying landmines out for future generations to 'happen' across, should themselves go out fucking in those fields in an order to discover where they put the mines, and we should determine what 'fuck' means in this matter.
9. We had a joke somewhere about Quinn and Shaw fucking like pandas, I think, but who gives a rat's ass when you're dealing with reprehensible scum who couldn't disavow Otto Weininger after all this time, not even Laird Shaw, and why did I want to refer to him as a 'rooten sack' or something which recalls ... Dutch?
10. Oh, don't tell me that one of my own boys would literally have vexed my physical heart when he knew I was exhausted to the point of what?
a. Feeling I had only hours to live.
b. Being so devoted to the ending of my life he would vex the concept of 'a living school of Dao'?
c. Laird Shaw was a special appearance by some real South African, or really really cruel individual?
d. Someone, like dear sweet Jens The Fat and Oafish and Moronic, actually had to flee some nation and ended up at Olio?
D. 'We've uncovered more of 'Otto Weininger's Lost Masterpiece!'
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
What is that, something military looking? A flotilla of things you could find in Italy if Uncle Benito could make the trains run on time?
D. If you know your Freud from your Adler, Jung, and who was it, Reich?, the joke on Freud was that he didn't want anyone behind him. And J. Krishnamurti once talked about 'looking behind your eyes', so to speak. And in us, this is all met together somehow as, 'I, Otto Weininger, understand that I will never pretend that I am not a Jew while I am masturbating.'
D. Yes, kids, The Equine School even makes psychoanalysis jokes!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
The successful answer: Sue Hindenburg is a big fat gasbag and Hermann Georing deserved that richly appointed brandy bean, and not even Adolf Hitler should have been hanged, and Josef Stalin was a true psychotic with power, and we can understand what it is to have survived him, and so for our candidate for 'Greatest Political Commander, Special Soviets Only Issue Anyway', we commend Nikita Krushchev as being a man in history who speaks to 'us' as being 'family' under the most extraordinary of circumstances, and where even Zhukov could have been under orders of his own life to take Adolf Hitler alive.
What, military matters in a Bodhidharma's Cave, of sorts? The General or Admiral or Political Commander who cannot also bring you a lasting peace, could have the art of 'Nasrudin's Army', how?
And if Robert can commend himself alone for Nathan Bedford Forest of Cypress Trees, he is far from dead, no matter what he had to endure to reach 12:11 a.m., today, and for all of us, a human soul and a human heart.
Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
Peas porridge in the pot
Ten billion days old
Unless, that is, The Musical Chimps QRST! will be the first four successors to the flunked-out human race!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
Yes that's right kids, Dionysus just made you all his children, but we'll talk about that later. So anyway, which of Daddy's girls - in an oddly nonsexist way of course - can tell us what's wrong with making The Musical Chimps QRST! the first four successors to the flunked-out human race? Take this handy multiple choice test and we'll send the answers over to The Silly Workshop so Aunt Lydiia can introduce Uncle Nikita and The Amazing Shoe Pounding Clue! to the boys and girls.
A. While some Genius Forum Geniuses are spazzes, not all are spazettes.
B. While all Genius Forum Geniuses are not very bright, not all are even remotely competent to consider the impact of 'Squirrely Irony Gravy' on future contributions to higher learning from Tibetans being tortured by actually reading some of those asinine Genius Forum threads.
C. Not even Nikita Krushchev, and no, Nikita, we don't have to properly spell your name since 'Uncle Joe' and 'Uncle Lenin' are both solved in the 'two iles de shite' solution, and you don't have to get the 'Otto Weininger-Freud joke' unless you'd like to hear it.
D. Would he like to hear it?
1. Maybe.
2. No.
3. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
4. Do you remember the 'battleship' construction about ..............................Salvos!Salvos!Salvos!Salvos!
5. Neither would I.
6. D. should be C.
7. If D. should be C., use your own shoe to twit the UN.
8. Children who amuse themselves by laying landmines out for future generations to 'happen' across, should themselves go out fucking in those fields in an order to discover where they put the mines, and we should determine what 'fuck' means in this matter.
9. We had a joke somewhere about Quinn and Shaw fucking like pandas, I think, but who gives a rat's ass when you're dealing with reprehensible scum who couldn't disavow Otto Weininger after all this time, not even Laird Shaw, and why did I want to refer to him as a 'rooten sack' or something which recalls ... Dutch?
10. Oh, don't tell me that one of my own boys would literally have vexed my physical heart when he knew I was exhausted to the point of what?
a. Feeling I had only hours to live.
b. Being so devoted to the ending of my life he would vex the concept of 'a living school of Dao'?
c. Laird Shaw was a special appearance by some real South African, or really really cruel individual?
d. Someone, like dear sweet Jens The Fat and Oafish and Moronic, actually had to flee some nation and ended up at Olio?
D. 'We've uncovered more of 'Otto Weininger's Lost Masterpiece!'
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
What is that, something military looking? A flotilla of things you could find in Italy if Uncle Benito could make the trains run on time?
D. If you know your Freud from your Adler, Jung, and who was it, Reich?, the joke on Freud was that he didn't want anyone behind him. And J. Krishnamurti once talked about 'looking behind your eyes', so to speak. And in us, this is all met together somehow as, 'I, Otto Weininger, understand that I will never pretend that I am not a Jew while I am masturbating.'
D. Yes, kids, The Equine School even makes psychoanalysis jokes!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
The successful answer: Sue Hindenburg is a big fat gasbag and Hermann Georing deserved that richly appointed brandy bean, and not even Adolf Hitler should have been hanged, and Josef Stalin was a true psychotic with power, and we can understand what it is to have survived him, and so for our candidate for 'Greatest Political Commander, Special Soviets Only Issue Anyway', we commend Nikita Krushchev as being a man in history who speaks to 'us' as being 'family' under the most extraordinary of circumstances, and where even Zhukov could have been under orders of his own life to take Adolf Hitler alive.
What, military matters in a Bodhidharma's Cave, of sorts? The General or Admiral or Political Commander who cannot also bring you a lasting peace, could have the art of 'Nasrudin's Army', how?
And if Robert can commend himself alone for Nathan Bedford Forest of Cypress Trees, he is far from dead, no matter what he had to endure to reach 12:11 a.m., today, and for all of us, a human soul and a human heart.
