Heh... you first...
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
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Posts: 4703 (10/04/08 03:00 AM) effete slob |
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Robert Larkin |
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Posts: 3413 (10/04/08 04:32 AM) sui generis |
Deprive a very dear friend of the opportunity to confess first to the Inquisition, so I'm sorry to see you hanging in the wind, even though that obscene
smile with the tongue hanging out of your mouth sort of makes my day, and anyway it's good to have at least one foot left even if it's not quite the
same as having two.
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Posts: 4711 (10/04/08 04:43 AM) effete slob |
My smile is not obscene. I don't smile. I smirk. No teeth showing.
Anyway, that's a sin of omission, dude. I'm after proactive wrongdoings. I'll show you mine if you show me yours. |
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Robert Larkin |
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Posts: 3422 (10/04/08 09:25 PM) sui generis |
If you survived the hangin' and they knocked out your teeth,
I've got no sin of omission that any commission would want to make me fill in for some old dead Frog or Scot. Muhammad Ali floated like Zhuangzi's Butterfly And now I'm poundin' snot. I have no idea what would be the worst thing I ever did? What is ever? What is 'worst'? What is to be trapped in words when you are free? Sorry, kids, it looks as if I'm a tad blameless for what I'd have to make up for you, in the first place. Robert Larkin/Robbydharma/The Equine School, a living school of Dao. If you are not free of your own guilt, do not kill a mosquito tomorrow, for that might be the Zhuangzi's Straw that Zhuangzi Broke Zhuangzi's Modifier Zhungzi's Dromedary Zhuangzi's Own Back. For Admiral Lord Nelson, who could wipe his own ass and be clean afterward, for sake of Lord Blakeney's introduction to camel hair ... and The Equine School, and the Napoleon who could have run from the start. Robert Larkin/Robbydharma/The Equine School |
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Robert Larkin |
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Posts: 3423 (10/04/08 09:51 PM) sui generis |
All right all right, the worst thing I've done 'ever', is forget to acknowledge mKoNji today.
One tap, two tap, three tap, four, The feds is a'comin' to my door, And all for a dollar bill you done disgraced So Yoshi'd have to take some other's place So Tony Blair could be disgraced And all the Goodyear bitches witches Would now be at mKoNji's place, Gettin' tattooed for the humane race. For my 'spiritual sons' and my cousins in Britain, and who deserved better than Tony Blair and involvement in Iraq blood for money. And there, you thought art was free? Save me the dollar, boy, I'll be there someday. |
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Robert Larkin |
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Posts: 3424 (10/04/08 10:52 PM) sui generis |
And yes, the squirrel, like Schrodinger's Kitten lookin' down from the ceilin' and wonderin' however Robert could see Schrodinger's Tampon
Box when I did, I swear! And as Uncle Buddy plays the first piece of jazz to ever 'hook me', and as I came to understand what heroin does for a
savaged soul, and I walk free for all of us, and the squirrel comes to me still while the winter is mild, and Zhuangzi's Butterfly is a squirrel to me, so
dear is he to my heart, that I should have cried, and still smile in wonder when you sneak around a tree to poke your head out at me, and how you flirt with me
because I flirt with the birds, too, and so Patrick Squirrel no matter who made the Moon Banner knows what is in my heart that I would never skin one, and
I'd never again have real Squirrely Poutine Irony Gravy, or harm a soul when I walk free, and no matter what anyone ever saw or thought, because if you can
name it I still walk free, and for all of us, and even for Cousin Erin ... Or Cousin Moonbeam ... or some squirrely girl who'd break your heart, and you
know despite those Catholic School boys, I'd always care about all your family, and I only really liked your sister anyway.
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Robert Larkin |
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Posts: 3425 (10/04/08 10:55 PM) sui generis |
Forgive, but now that I'm awake a bit I do like to exercise... and I do just love to write.
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vinny the hack |
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Posts: 1772 (10/05/08 03:16 PM) Administrunktorbot |
I was a troubled youth--did a lot of bad stuff. Things that come to mind are: stealing cars, breaking into homes, selling drugs to kids and almost getting into
a fight with my dad. I can't say which is worst. I'm probably most ashamed of the altercation with my father. Everything worked itself out by the time
I was 20 and I have been a model citizen ever since. Come to think of it...that's the worst thing I did.
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Robbydharma |
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Posts: 31 (10/07/08 03:32 PM) No Holiness |
When Chase Receiveables or Receivd or whatever can be gotten out on this odd non-Twain linotyping device, then I shall answer David Pierce here, or there,
since he has already answered I! such that Chase Receivables calling for Dolores anything or anyone means that I still own them in the name of
humanity and which includes both Tibetans in exile and Tibetans being tortured and no matter that such scheme they would have used on me to complicate the
return call means also that Dolores Anything Whatsoever should also be free of some ridiculous debt being collected from this individual who is The Equine
School and The Eastern Baptist Church and which was born a living school of Dao and in its learnings, mind you, at birth, in Iron County, Missouri, September
20, 1951, in the person of Robert E. Larkin, Jr., and for whom my memory serves, for us all.
Robert E. Larkin, Jr., who is Robbydharma, and who remembers his brother the Dalai Lama and as well The Celestial Game of Hearts and in which we make such timely answer as you cannot observe unless you are us, and even then, when Zhuangzi's Butterfly::Descartes' Horse or Zhuangzi's Butterfly::descarteshorse or such creation as which is ours and which is ours, so that the children of Tibet should know they are not forgotten even should millienia threaten some people for whom Bobby Heruka shall not protect them also and from here. Robbydharma and who is I! and who is all of us. |
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Posts: 4719 (10/08/08 09:18 AM) effete slob |
Fucked my best friend's girlfriend. And another friend's girlfriend. That's the worst. Would have hurt had it been me. Youthful stuff though. I
won't include stealing stuff because I don't think that was so bad. It was from chain stores. Actually, also trying to convince a vulnerable but mean
person that they had a narcisistic personality disorder. They did though, and they didn't respond well. And not writing to my dad. And breaking Mandy's
heart. She deserved better. That was very recent. And spearing frogs in a dried out pond. That was old. And generally being remiss about everything.
I suck, but I was raised a Catholic so I feel I've been absolved by this confession. Easy... |
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Robbydharma |
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Posts: 42 (10/08/08 11:02 AM) No Holiness |
Well just in case knowing 'spearing' from 'gigging' made a difference, little tadpoles or froggy newts or Uncle Death! too late.
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Muthaiga |
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Posts: 4734 (10/15/08 09:22 AM) effete slob |
Actually, worst thing I ever did was ignore my own mortality. More than half way through and done fuck all. Bugger. Did someone mention an afterlife?
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vinny the hack |
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Posts: 1785 (10/16/08 02:09 AM) Administrunktorbot |
I did it all by the time I was 40...several times, in fact. I have no idea what I'm going to do for the next 40 fricken years. I can't even waste it
sleeping. I wake up after about 5 hours.
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Muthaiga |
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Posts: 4744 (10/18/08 09:33 AM) effete slob |
Temazepam does it for me.
So what did you do in your first forty years, Vinny? Edited highlights please... |
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Posts: 1 (04/04/09 04:36 AM) |
A girl named Anne Wetzel used to post here, under the screen name Tangerine Scream. She tried to recruit people (Back '03 maybe '02?) and I started
reading this board on a pretty regular basis.. back on EZboard.
Well, in about 2005, she wigged out on me at one of the boards we both posted at and called me a stalker because I remembered her last name from her occasionally posting it and then editing it out of her posts. (It's difficult to forget when all I can think is "WETZEL'S PRETZELS") She called me a stalker and since she was pretty good friends with the administrator, I was banned. I guess that bothered me, but there was another board we posted at together, and she posted pictures of someone completely different than she had been using pictures of on EZboard. This definitely got my attention, and since I'd been called a stalker, I decided I should go for it. I looked up her school's website and just did a search with that and her name. And the writing lab page came up, with her real picture on it. A very, very obese girl, with a sad face. Since she'd attempted to add me on myspace a week earlier, I went and looked at her profile and there was the girl, her number one friend, that she was using photographs of. The girl she'd used photographs of on EZboard was not in either of her two pictures on myspace, but the obese girl certainly was, in a group of other girls. I messaged the two girls she had been using pictures of, via myspace. I sent them links and a summary of what she'd posted about her life, over the years. The girls both wrote back to me, both said they were terrified to approach her because of her history with mental illness etc. They both confirmed she had essentially lied about everything and embellished all of her stories, took pages from their lives and claimed them as her own. I also showed this to a boy from the board, who had been my friend for years, who she was leading on, making him believe they could have a relationship now that he lived near her, but behind his back, posting that he was also stalking her. I think I may have really effected her life, offline, in a horrible way. Worse than anything she'd done to anyone and I don't know that she deserved it. I wish this board were still active. I loved reading it and felt a wrenching in my soul when I checked after a six month internet hiatus and there was little to no activity. I guess beyond that, the worst thing I've done is... I had an eating disorder for several years and never sought help until this last year. I may be in poor health for a long time, depending on how well my body reacts and recovers. That's probably the worst thing I've ever done to MYSELF. To someone else though, definitely Anne. If she needed to pretend to be someone else online, if that was what she needed to feel whole, I should have allowed her to have that and not have reacted so impulsively. |
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